His Tattooed Virgin by Heather Rainier

Book Blurb:

Jayne Sheridan intended to wait until her wedding night to give up “the goods.” One life-threatening illness and a decade later, she’s wondering if she’ll ever get married and if she shouldn’t just “go for it” now that she’s cancer-free. Her undeniable attraction to the town tattoo artist has her contemplating getting more than a tattoo.

Seth Carter has crammed a lot of living into his years and had his heart broken in a way that he believes is irrevocable. Jayne confuses and intrigues him but he doesn’t want her to look back with regrets, so he turns down her offer. He doesn’t count on the onslaught of jealousy when Jayne decides to take matters into her own hands. Jayne is his.

When the past treads on his doorstep, can Seth handle unexpected blessings and protect the ones he holds dearest to him?

Angie J's Review:

Hold the phones people, this was amazing and HAWT!  OMG!!! I read this book in no time because I couldn't stop.  I couldn't get enough of this couple.  Seth is defo gonna be in my dreams for a long, long time *wink and thanks Heather for this male*.  Seth is your "typical bad boy" image with his Harley and tattooes but so amazingly sweet and kind...the whole" don't judge a book by its cover" saying comes to mind  Jayne is a 38 year old virgin due to a choices/promises she made to herself and then dealing with a continual illness she hasn't been able to explore that part of life.  Jayne and Seth meet in book 11 but this was their book in the series. Have I mentioned how hawt Seth is.....WOWZERS!!!!  Ok so yeah I like tattooes and goatees and sexy men and...........*SMH* ok back to the review Angie........

I loved, in the books, the sense of "family" that all the characters bring to the novel.  Everyone is willing and ready to help when Seth has a little something delievered to him via his crazy bitch of an ex girlfriend, Tamar.....*GROWLS at the mention of her name*.  This story line definately shows the character that Seth is made up of because he doesnt think twice but jumps in.  It also shows how passionate Jayne is because she too jumps in to help Seth and protect him.  This couple is definately one of my favorites with all the books I have read.  I definately look forward to more Jayne and Seth in the future books in the series. 

Ok so I gotta tell ya, if you are CONSIDERING this book lemme say I would definatley rank her -books in Hawtness to Cherise Sinclair.  Now I am a super-de-dooper fan of Cherise and am on her street team so I can tell you Heather writes some HAWTNESS!!!!!  Lastly, I would say "what the hell are you waiting for??" get on the link and buy the wet panty producing books?  I am also going to include the link for book 1 in the series for any peps who haven't read any of the books.



HOW HARD CAN IT BE BY ROBYN PETERMAN

Book Blurb:

What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to start with…

Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?

Leave it to me to wind up in a group of grandmotherly porno writers who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all....




Angie E's Review:

I was absolutely THRILLED to get an ARC copy of this book. I couldn’t wait to get into it. Robyn is such a comedic person. She’s hilariously funny.  When I started this book I thought eh I’m not going to like this there is too many people involved in the story, and the humor was there just not my type of humor and it was hard for me to keep up. As I continued to read I found myself being sucked into every character and their stories. I kept wanting to go further to find out about their past. Rena (the main heroine) is AWESOME .  She find herself in a somewhat ODD situation that leads her to meet the man of her dreams LITERALLY. Rena is trying to save her friends from the HORRIBLE wicked Evangeline and still maintain a sex life. Which by the way……. THE SEX SCENES…………..SMOKING SPICY HOT……..ICE MELTING……MOUTH WATERING…..Robyn not only knows how to write a comedy but DAMN she can  write an awesome detailed SEX SCENE. The sex between Jack ( Rena’s dream man) and Rena literally makes me want to grab my own on man and do a little re-enacting =) . The humor of this story quickly grew on me and I was pissing myself by the end. Seriously who came up with PORK SWORD? Not only do you get a hilarious romantic, sexy comedy you get mystery, blackmail,  mixed in with some suspense. It’s the perfect recipe for an award winning book. I will say Robyn is a FREAKING GENIOUS to come up with a story within a story and have other side stories going on and it just MESHES well with each other.  Oh and her mind….. Well it scares me just a little…. OK IT SCARES ME A LOT….


About the Author:

Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses.
A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable. You can follow Robyn at robynpeterman.com.

For more info on Robyn Peterman go to her website

Her website: http://www.robynpeterman.com/



This book is set to release on January 17th. You can preorder at the following:

The Watcher by Lisa Voisin

 

Book Blurb:

 

Millennia ago, he fell from heaven for her. Can he face her without falling again?

Fascinated with ancient civilizations, seventeen-year-old Mia Crawford dreams of becoming an archaeologist. She also dreams of wings—soft and silent like snow—and somebody trying to steal them.

When a horrible creature appears out of thin air and attacks her, she knows Michael Fontaine is involved, though he claims to know nothing about it. Secretive and aloof, Michael evokes feelings in Mia that she doesn’t understand. Images of another time and place haunt her. She recognizes them—but not from any textbook.

In search of the truth, Mia discovers a past life of forbidden love, jealousy and revenge that tore an angel from Heaven and sent her to an early grave. Now that her soul has returned, does she have a chance at loving that angel again? Or will an age-old nemesis destroy them both?

Ancient history is only the beginning

 

 

Angie J's Review:

 

I must first say I was given a copy of this book as an ARC for a honest and truthful review.  This book does not have a release date until March 2013.  We will place an amazon  buy link to the book when it become available but ,as of the time this review was written, there wasn't a link.

 If you would like more information on this author or book, you can find this them listed on Goodreads, at the authors blog page is http://lisavoisin.wordpress.com/ , OR Find the author on Facebook and  Twitter.

So I have to say that I loved the sweet innocents of this story.  Mia and Michael have a love that is centuries old.  They have been through alot and will continue to go through alot for the love that even 9000 years wont deny.
The story begins with Mia finding a dead body and being chased by wild dogs.  She sees a boy in the shadows but he dissappears.  Later she sees the same boy and is freaked becasue she things she has a stalker.  School starts and she is hanging with her friends when said boy appears to be a new student.  Michael is very rude to Mia but also seems attacted by her.  They do alot of fighting and trying to be friends but something just is "off".  Then enters Damien who is Mr. Bad-Boy that every girl seems to want except Mia.  Well its pretty obvious Damien is a real life bad boy who wants Mia because of century long drama between him and Michael.
I loved the sweetness of the story.  I also loved how Mia and Michael seemed very selfless in their love for the other person. They were awalys trying to do the right thing, even if it wasnt the best idea.  I loved that there was sexual tension but it stay as tension in the book. I would allow an older teen to read this novel. I think that the book started and grabbed you right from the beginning.  I sat and read most of this book in one evening.  I finished reading it the following night.  I think it is written very well and the author does a great job describing what is going on and what is happening.
 

 

Thought after a chat with Azure Boone and Kenra Daniels

Ok so many of you know both Twinsie's are in an online Paranormal book club which is how our MAD TWINSIE LOVE Friendship began....insert the "AWWW" here cuz we know you wanna.  We also are on MANY numberous street teams to help promote our favorite indie authors and we think we may have to add a couple to our list :)  Well last night our book club hosted the above mentioned fantastic ladies for a chat night.  OMG was it a riot and completely insane.  Azure and Kenra were very funny and totally fit in with our foul mouthed, overly sexual crowd of women.  They were very helpful with our administrator (and future writer) and offered any assistance to help her become published.  I think the highlight were the games Azure and Kenra planned for us to try and win some of their books....hello the words pussywhipped and dickhead were used to win a point AND *cough cough* I won a book and a review will be soon.....Oh back to the rchat review.......These ladies are just FUN and we think their books are great as well IF you like Paranormal and Erotica.  So below are a few links for you to look at their books.  Who knows, maybe one will grab you and you will just have to buy.  I will say I am particular to Kassern by Azure Boone and am drooling over starting Blood Dragon by Kenra Daniels......weredragon is a new one for me but wereANYTHING is yummy  IMO!!

Any who!!!  Enjoy enjoy enjoy and if you like the books listed share share share!!
Love ya,
 

The Twinsie's

 

 

 

Kassern by Azure Boone

 

 

Book Blurb:

 

Twelve Archangels.

Twelve couples.

Twelve months.

Can they create the Holy Warriors needed to prevent the demon-spawned abominations from destroying the world.

Let the Summoning Begin.

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Satan has found a loophole in the rules that govern his battle against Good. The Archangel Uriel sends twelve Warrior Archangels to Earth on a mission to even the odds.

Each Archangel has one month to find a couple, unite them, and use their union’s power to create the Holy Warriors needed to defend the world against Satan’s unholy creations.

But the mission isn’t so simple when inheriting Humanity comes with challenges beyond the Angel’s training, and every milestone in the couple’s relationship effects the triumvirate’s strength.

 

 

Angie J's Review:

 

OK so I have to start by saying I enjoy Paranormal so I was excited to read one because I have been very busy reading other types of books. I started reading this book Friday night and couldn't put it down!!!! I was so involved with the story line and the characters. Who in their right mind would want to make a celibate preacher's son fall in love with a stripping whore??? and who would buy it??? *raises hand* MEEEE!!!!!
The characters in the story and the plot: I loved the story line of Troy and Devyn. I also enjoyed the whole premise of the series...Satan finding a loop whole to take over the world.God will send down 12 angels to find a couple and make them fall in love in order to help save the world. They each have 1 month to succeed. Kassern was the first Archangel to try. I felt for all the characters but especially fell for Devyn. Devyn has been through alot and seen alot yet remained a good person who wants to help her friend. Troy, who is very shelter in comparison to her, feels so bad and wants to rescue her. Kassern and his unsuspecting lady love have a great story line and I was like HELLO Kassern feel free to try and help me outta a bad situation as well!!!
I would totally recommend this book because I thought it was a great beginning. The story building was easy to understand except for one part I was a little bit confused.....talking about the Lab and the experiments.....kinda unsure about it but I believe these "creatures" will be part of the bad things that will be chasing the angels who are trying to save the world. So anyway, IF you like Paranormal and if you are looking for some yummy, uber hawt angel "naughty time" then you prolly wanna try these books!!!

 

 

 



The Magick of Christmas by Susan Mac Nicol

Book Blurb:

A young London witch discovers the one magic more powerful than her own: love and desire in the Christmas season.

Angie J's review:

What a sweet, short Christmas story. I cant say this is a Paranormal story because even though Stacey is a witch there is minimal Paranormal story present. I love Paranormal so I was excited and willing to read.

Ok so this story is about little witch Stacey and she isnt a bad witch but a good GLenda the good witch girl. She has the hots for a guy at the coffee shop line but doesnt think she is cute enough for his attentions. Anyway she goes to work and BANG hot guy is a client. She goes against her better judgement and casts a LITTLE spell on him to be attracted to her. She hands himn a folder and BOOM spell works.....He asked her out. YEAH!!!! Ok so I cant tell everything and believe me there is plenty to tell *wink wink*.

The hot guy is names Nick. He is nice, hawt and a geek....go nerds! I married one and am one myself so yay nerds!! Nick has a little secret for Stacey that you find out about and no I wont spoiler here. It was a nice little twist for the short story.

I thought this was a sweet Christmas story and was just a nice story to read in about 30 minutes. Perfect for me when I am sitting at school and needing to kill a few minutes. All in all I liked the sweet story and would recommend it. Again you dont have to love Paranormal to like this story. The witch theme is light and very innocent.



Troubles and Treats by Tara Sivec



Book Blurb:

Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little.

With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack, and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.

Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives.

In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?

 

 

 



Angie E's ARC Review:

 

FREAKING OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY! Thank you Tara for such a great series. This is one of those books I’ll never forget. The details used to describe certain things and situations will forever be stuck in my head, some in good ways and some in nightmares. LOL. Not only do we get a closer look into Drew and Jenny’s world which lets face it is kind of SCARY, but we get to see our favorite characters and get a few updates on their lives. I will say that this book is by far the funniest. Which in my opinion makes it the perfect ending to a GREAT series. I will say I will miss all these characters and their personalities. I will miss mostly the JENNISMS. The ending was AWESOME and left me wondering…….will we see the gang again….. In my opinion…. I think we will. I think we will get a glimpse into the teenage years. Well I hope anyways (hint, hint TARA) =) . So this book delves into the lack of sex in Jenny and Drew’s marriage. It’s a real situation in most marriages so it’s definitely relatable. Most women reading this can totally see Jenny’s Point of View.  At times I wanted to smack Drew (which I’m sure we all have through out the series) and then there was times I totally seen what Jenny saw in him. He surprises me with his determination to put the spark back in their marriage. To sum it all up I’d definitely re-read this entire series, it’s great for all occasions. If you don’t pee yourself laughing then YOU have issues and should probably  get that checked out. =)
 
 

 

 

 

 

Angie J's ARC Review:

 

This hooker loved every page of this book. The word Spoop will never ever be forgotten for the rest of my life. If you have no clue then you havent read this book and you damn well better. I have never laughed as much as I did in this book. I say I laughed more in this book over the other 2 hands down and I LOVED them both as well.

Another of my favorites was Vagina Skittles....OMG I will never ever be able to look at skittles again without cracking up. My husband even thought that section was hilarious. However dum dums are also off the list of candy I will be using anytime soon in the bedroom or classroom as it was.....curious?? Wanna know what I mean? then stop reading this review and start downloading the book already!!!

This book was an amazing end to the series. I am so sad to say good bye to the gang but hope that if there is a Zombie Apocalypse they are all safe together with their families....holy hell I cant even type this without laughing. Seriously ever part of this book cracked me up from the begining to the *sniff* ending.